Santa Shikiba
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 17:41:34 GMT
What happens during the first 100 days?
Day 1: President Probst jetskis up the Potomac River to his inauguration.
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Santa Shikiba
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 17:43:03 GMT
Day 2: Cabinet shuffled into the Columbia tribe and the Washington tribe.
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Post by Yuta Asahina on Aug 28, 2018 17:43:47 GMT
Wait, question: was this a bastard president elected by the russians, or is he fair and square?
Second question, more of a comment, really: I hate to have to actually ask that, our reality is broken.
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Santa Shikiba
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 17:44:16 GMT
Day 3: Department of Agriculture replaces food pyramid with a single triangle labelled "rice".
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Post by Yuta Asahina on Aug 28, 2018 17:47:08 GMT
Day 4: every american gets some sort of cloth that half the country wears as a bandana and the other half wears as a tube top. Wearing it is mandatory.
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Post by Monomi on Aug 28, 2018 17:49:38 GMT
Day 5: Social program funding cut to fund initiative to give every American a torch.
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Post by Monomi on Aug 28, 2018 17:50:29 GMT
Day 6: Cabinet members compete in first Immunity challenge.
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Post by Yuta Asahina on Aug 28, 2018 17:50:53 GMT
Day 7: Scaramucci gets voted out
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Post by Monomi on Aug 28, 2018 17:51:22 GMT
Day 8: "Spices," "coffee," and "fixin's" added to food pyramid. These substances are distributed to citizens as rewards for good performances in athletics.
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 17:52:10 GMT
Day 9: President Probst vetoes a bill that everybody was confident he would sign. Later @realjeffprobst tweets out "#Blindside".
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 17:55:49 GMT
Day 10: Official state banquet for visiting New Zealand PM Phil Keoghan.
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Post by Yuta Asahina on Aug 28, 2018 17:56:18 GMT
Day 11: Department of Health and Human Services seizes the entire country's tarps in exchange for a single container of rice, dropped somewhere in rural Kansas. There's a mad scramble for it.
The Rice Tragedy costs two million lives.
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 17:59:57 GMT
Day 12: Pundits notice that President Probst's proposed tax bill contains a section that appears to be there solely for the purpose of giving $1,000,000 to Rupert Boneham.
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Post by Monomi on Aug 28, 2018 18:00:15 GMT
Day 13: Hidden Immunity Idols hidden in Situation Room, Lincoln Memorial and Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.
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Post by Yuta Asahina on Aug 28, 2018 18:01:37 GMT
Day 14: walking around nude is apparently now punished with a negative million dollar fine for some reason, we don't really know either. Everyone hates whoever does this though.
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Post by Monomi on Aug 28, 2018 18:02:26 GMT
Day 15: Columbia tribe considers throwing the challenge to get rid of Sarah Palin.
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 18:03:29 GMT
Day 16: US Post Office launches new Tree Mail initiative to improve service to rural areas.
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Post by Monomi on Aug 28, 2018 18:05:06 GMT
Day 17: Special House election candidate produces Hidden Immunity Idol before AP calls the result. No one sure whether this makes her more or less elected.
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Santa Shikiba
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 18:05:34 GMT
Day 18: The CBS News channel is the only channel allowed to be shown on Air Force 1.
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Post by Yuta Asahina on Aug 28, 2018 18:06:14 GMT
Day 19: day-long commercial break. We'll be back after these messages.
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 18:09:23 GMT
Day 20: Puerto Rico renamed "Exile Island".
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Post by Monomi on Aug 28, 2018 18:12:47 GMT
Day 21: Vice President Rob Mariano announces nation's capital will be moved to Boston.
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Post by Yuta Asahina on Aug 28, 2018 18:13:49 GMT
Day 22: Population of Canada deemed too small to be a tribe, has been divided equally into the American population, Canadian Government never consulted.
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 18:15:36 GMT
Day 23: In preparation for the relocation, Cabinet members are told to drop their buffs. New tribes are the Patriot tribe, the Sox tribe, and the Bakedbean tribe.
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Post by Monomi on Aug 28, 2018 18:18:03 GMT
Day 24: In the wake of the disaster caused by her mismanagement of the Canadian Reassignment debacle, Prime Minister Arisa Cox resigns in disgrace. No one is sad to see her go.
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