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Post by Yuta Asahina on Aug 28, 2018 18:18:05 GMT
Day 25: entire government in shutdown as every single government clerk stands perched carefully on a post over some water for eighteen plus hours, waiting to see who drops last
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Post by Shirokuma on Aug 28, 2018 18:20:36 GMT
Day 26: Sia interrupts the State of the Union Address to donate money to the Fish and Wildlife Service in Tai's name.
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Post by Yuta Asahina on Aug 28, 2018 18:27:31 GMT
Day 27: not a single cabinet member has showered since inauguration, white house press corps keeps their distance
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Post by Monokuma on Aug 28, 2018 18:27:53 GMT
Day 28: "Want to know what you're playing for?" Replaces "In God we Trust" on currency.
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Post by Shirokuma on Aug 28, 2018 18:36:37 GMT
Day 29: Rob Cesternino chosen as White House Press Secretary. Rob Has a Podcast is renamed to Rob Has a Press Release and it airs weekly. Will From America still writes song parodies to appeal to the 18-25 year old demographic and get them more involved in politics.
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Post by Yuta Asahina on Aug 28, 2018 18:37:24 GMT
Day 30: every single citizen now owns a tiki torch and needs to keep it lit; government insists it's not about white supremacy this time, but warns dire consequences to whoever's torch goes out, cause the flame is life.
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Post by Monokuma on Aug 28, 2018 18:39:37 GMT
Day 31: Fire is not allowed to not have a source in spoken or written context. Everyone needs to add "in the form of" after the word fire, even if it is to say "fire in the form of fire."
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Post by Yuta Asahina on Aug 28, 2018 18:42:41 GMT
Day 32: Moviegoers have no choice but to yell "FIRE IN THE FORM OF FIRE" when their theater goes ablaze.
(Edit: and during one of these theater fires, attendees protect their torches from accidental fire department splash damage, naturally.)
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 18:43:13 GMT
Day 33: After one month in office, President Probst takes yet another vacation to Fiji.
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Post by Monokuma on Aug 28, 2018 18:50:08 GMT
Day 34: All crimes are now decided by accusing 2-3 people, and having a jury of their peers vote for whom they think deserves to be punished. Votes are place in a ceremonial urn and are read until the verdict is determined by majority.
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 18:50:18 GMT
Day 35: Presidential address to nation is preceded by B-roll footage of a snake. Press Secretary Cesternino claims no symbolism was intended.
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Post by Monaca Towa on Aug 28, 2018 18:53:32 GMT
Day 36: The process to obtain citizenship or be deported is now called an "Immunity Challenge".
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Post by Kurokuma on Aug 28, 2018 18:57:39 GMT
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 18:58:45 GMT
Day 38: Supreme Court rules strongly in favor of campaign finance reform, stating that it is against the rules for candidates and PACs to agree to split the money.
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Post by Monaca Towa on Aug 28, 2018 19:00:43 GMT
Day 39: President Probst appoints Parvati Shallow as the new Secretary of the newly established Department of Flirting.
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 19:01:51 GMT
Day 40: Vice President Mariano and his wife investigated for rumored ties to collusion with New Zealand officials.
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Post by Monokuma on Aug 28, 2018 19:03:07 GMT
Day 41: Phillip Shepperd is named head of both the FBI and CIA.
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Post by Kurokuma on Aug 28, 2018 19:04:53 GMT
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 19:06:29 GMT
Day 43: The White House theater has been showing The Bye Bye Man for two weeks straight now.
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Post by Kurokuma on Aug 28, 2018 19:06:43 GMT
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 19:07:44 GMT
Day 45: Johnny Fairplay's grandma found on voter rolls in Chicago. Nobody can decide if this is a scandal or not.
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Post by Monaca Towa on Aug 28, 2018 19:07:54 GMT
Day 46: Brandon Hantz goes on national tv to say he dumped the rice before J'Tia.
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Post by Yuta Asahina on Aug 28, 2018 19:08:46 GMT
Day 47: scandal erupts after nation finds out that Probst has been staying in the posh white house residence this whole time, while entire nation eats rice, camps, and backstabs each other
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Post by Kurokuma on Aug 28, 2018 19:10:38 GMT
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Post by Monaca Towa on Aug 28, 2018 19:12:44 GMT
Day 49: Jeff declares Ciera as having made a "Big Move" for what she did to her mother.
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