Santa Shikiba
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Your glower power is no match for my flower power.
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 19:13:15 GMT
Day 50: America has reached the merge! All 50 states are now one giant megastate called Alalaskarkifornardeticuawaridageohaidaillidianaowakantucouisianamainichusettsiganesotasippitanabraskavadashirejersexicorkdakarolihioklamoregonsylvanlanolinadakotesseexastahmontgiaingtonwestoming.
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Post by Yuta Asahina on Aug 28, 2018 19:15:18 GMT
Day 51: everyone says it wrong for at least a week.
(Holy shit, dude.)
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Post by Kurokuma on Aug 28, 2018 19:16:20 GMT
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Santa Shikiba
Headmaster
Your glower power is no match for my flower power.
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 19:17:50 GMT
Day 53: Congress can't agree whether to increase funding for municipal fire departments or county fire departments. The tiebreaker only makes the situation worse.
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Post by Yuta Asahina on Aug 28, 2018 19:18:42 GMT
Day 54: all dead citizens from the Rice Tragedy fight it out in Hell, in a furious two million man challenge on Redemption Island, involving more foam than you've seen in your entire life.
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Monaca Towa
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Let's all be friends and kill the adults <3 xoxo
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Post by Monaca Towa on Aug 28, 2018 19:18:51 GMT
Day 55: Julie Berry releases a memoir detailing very personal details about her relations with the current president. It reaches #1 on the steamy romance reader's list. President probst calls it "Fake News".
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Post by Kurokuma on Aug 28, 2018 19:20:09 GMT
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Santa Shikiba
Headmaster
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 19:20:10 GMT
Day 57: Federal drinking age is defined by statute to be "one year older than Will".
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Monaca Towa
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Let's all be friends and kill the adults <3 xoxo
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Post by Monaca Towa on Aug 28, 2018 19:21:09 GMT
Day 58: Milennials and Gen Xers are divided over whether they like being separated by President Probst or hate it.
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Santa Shikiba
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 19:29:33 GMT
Day 59: The PATRIOT Act renewal includes specific earmarks for Spy Shacks.
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Post by Yuta Asahina on Aug 28, 2018 19:30:22 GMT
THIS IS THE CLUE YOU'RE DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR psych. lol
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Post by Yuta Asahina on Aug 28, 2018 19:31:21 GMT
Day 60: to cover shortages of rice, America agrees to import more from North Korea. This is the same rice we gave them last year.
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Post by Kurokuma on Aug 28, 2018 19:32:51 GMT
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Santa Shikiba
Headmaster
Your glower power is no match for my flower power.
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 19:37:40 GMT
Day 62: Presidential stalker Ozzy Lusth finally apprehended by Secret Service.
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Post by Yuta Asahina on Aug 28, 2018 19:39:14 GMT
Day 63: America as a whole gets a single slice of pizza helicoptered in. To share.
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Post by Kurokuma on Aug 28, 2018 19:49:12 GMT
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Santa Shikiba
Headmaster
Your glower power is no match for my flower power.
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 19:50:50 GMT
Day 65: Vice President Mariano is called to break a vote in the Senate. Upon entering the Senate chamber he dumps a box full of 100 rocks onto the floor and leaves without saying a word.
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Post by Yuta Asahina on Aug 28, 2018 19:51:11 GMT
Day 66: In amazingly well-performed immunity challenge, entire continent is paved over.
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Post by Yuta Asahina on Aug 28, 2018 20:44:35 GMT
Day 67: another commercial break
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Santa Shikiba
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 21:47:25 GMT
Day 68: Pentagon officials finally announce that the Schmergen Brawl will be discontinued as a training exercise.
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Santa Shikiba
Headmaster
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Post by Santa Shikiba on Aug 28, 2018 21:47:39 GMT
Day 69:
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Post by Kurokuma on Aug 28, 2018 21:56:28 GMT
They are reacting to President Probst's latest cameo appearance on a network sitcom, which went similarly to this:
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Monaca Towa
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Let's all be friends and kill the adults <3 xoxo
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Post by Monaca Towa on Aug 29, 2018 4:48:08 GMT
Day 70: President Jeff Probst becomes a President Ghost Host.
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Monokuma
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Post by Monokuma on Aug 29, 2018 14:20:27 GMT
Day 71: President Probst opens an interactive museum, called Ghost Island, where everyday Americans can relive important moments in history for presidential candidates and presidents and see if they can reverse the curse. Current attractions: Help the Founding Fathers not put racist things in the constitution! and Nixon: Open the Watergate?Coming soon: a day in the life of every fucking day in 2016 to present
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Post by Yuta Asahina on Aug 29, 2018 18:08:03 GMT
Day 72: Medevacs no longer covered by most healthcare plans
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