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Post by Sayaka Maizono on Sept 4, 2018 22:33:35 GMT
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Nagito Komaeda
Ultimate Lucky Student
Let's commit the perfect crime together so despair can become the foundation of hope!
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Post by Nagito Komaeda on Sept 5, 2018 5:45:28 GMT
BLUE UNICORN
Hey, Charlie. Hey Charlie, wake up!
PINK UNICORN
Yeah Charlie. You silly sleepy-head, wake up.
(Charlie wakes up and looks at the two)
CHARLIE THE UNICORN {Groans}
Oh God, you guys. This'd better be pretty freaking important. Is the meadow on fire?
BLUE UNICORN
No Charlie. We found a map, to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain, Charlie.
PINK UNICORN
Yeah, Charlie, we're going to Candy Mountain. Come with us, Charlie.
BLUE UNICORN
Yeah Charlie, it'll be an adventure. We're going on an adventure, Charlie.
CHARLIE THE UNICORN
Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I'm just gonna, you know, (puts his head down and closes his eyes) go back to sleep now.
(Blue unicorn flips onto Charlie's back and starts bouncing on him)
BLUE UNICORN {Jumping onto Charlie's back}
Noooo, Charlie. You have to come with us to Candy Mountain.
PINK UNICORN
Yeah, Charlie, Candy Mountain. It's a land of sweets and joy...and joyness.
CHARLIE THE UNICORN
Please stop bouncing on me.
BLUE UNICORN {Still jumping up and down on Charlie}
Candy Mountain Charlie.
PINK UNICORN
Yeah! Candy Mountain!
CHARLIE THE UNICORN
Alright, fine! I'll come with you to Candy Mountain.
{Cuts to a forest scene as they all walk through a meadow}
BLUE AND PINK UNICORNS {Singing}
Lalalala, lalalala, lalalala, {continued}
CHARLIE THE UNICORN
Gah, enough with the singing already.
BLUE UNICORN
Our first stop is over there, Charlie.
{The trio stops by a large dark-greenish creature}
CHARLIE THE UNICORN
Oh God, what is that?
BLUE UNICORN
It's a Liopleurodon, Charlie.
PINK UNICORN
A magical Liopleurodon.
BLUE UNICORN
It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain.
CHARLIE UNICORN
Alright, guys, you do know that there is no actual Candy Mountain, right?
BLUE UNICORN
Shun the non-believer.
PINK UNICORN
Shhhunnn.
BLUE UNICORN
Shhhhhuunnnnnnn-naa
CHARLIE THE UNICORN
Yeah.
{The Liopleurodon groans}
BLUE UNICORN
It has spoken.
PINK UNICORN
It's told us the waaaaay.
CHARLIE THE UNICORN
It didn't say anything!
(cuts to the three unicorns in a bridge)
BLUE UNICORN
It's just over this bridge, Charlie.
PINK UNICORN
This magical bridge of hope and wonder.
CHARLIE THE UNICORN
Is anyone else getting, like, covered in splinters? Seriously, you guys, we shouldn't be on this thing.
BLUE UNICORN
Charlie... Charlie~... Charlie~... Cha~~
CHARLIE THE UNICORN
I'm right here! What do you want?!
BLUE UNICORN
We're on a bridge, Charlie.
{Cuts to the trio approaching Candy Mountain}
PINK UNICORN
We're here.
CHARLIE THE UNICORN
Well, what do you know? There actually is a Candy Mountain.
BLUE UNICORN {Dancing and singing}
Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain, you fill me with sweet sugary goodness.
PINK UNICORN
Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.
BLUE UNICORN
Yeah, Charlie, go inside the cave. Magical wonders that will behold when you enter.
CHARLIE THE UNICORN
Yeah, uh, thanks, but no thanks. I'm gonna stay out here.
PINK UNICORN
But you have to enter the Candy Mountain candy cave, Charlie.
{Five letters (C, A, N, D, and Y) appear from Candy Mountain and sing and dance.}
Y
Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up,
Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain cave.
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land, Such a happy and joyful and perky merry land. They got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things, Oh so many things that will brighten up your day. It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town,
It's the mecca of love in the candy cave.
(the letters and the pink and blue unicorn start floating)
Y
They got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats,
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets. Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band,
Candy bells, it's a treat as they march across the land.
Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground, Turn around, it astounds, it's the dancing candy tree.
In the candy cave imagination runs so free, So, Charlie, please will you go into the cave?
{The five letters collide and burst into flames}
CHARLIE THE UNICORN
All right, fine, I'll go into the candy cave. This had better be good.
{enters Candy Mountain}
BLUE AND PINK UNICORNS {voices only}
Yeah...
BLUE UNICORN
Goodbye, Charlie.
PINK UNICORN
Yeah, goodbye, Charlie.
CHARLIE THE UNICORN
Goodbye? What?
{The entry of the cave is shut and the cave is submerged in complete darkness}
CHARLIE THE UNICORN
Hey, what's going on here? Hello? Who is that?
{Muffled sounds are heard to indicate that Charlie is being knocked out}
{Cuts to scene of a meadow where Charlie lies on the ground with an incision on his side}
CHARLIE THE UNICORN
Oh, no, what happened? {notices the cut} Oh, they took my freaking kidney! |
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