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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 20:25:33 GMT
It's time for a spontaneous choose your own adventure story! Except I'm writing each post in order so this will turn out really well.
Turn to post 2.
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 20:32:30 GMT
Post 2 "Welcome!" said the headmaster. "I'm glad you could join us for this lovely opening day luncheon. We often have trouble retaining students' interest when they find out where they've been taken. "What? What's going on? This isn't my high school...I thought I'd be spending senior year on top, maybe joining student council, maybe joining the varsity team..." You look around and begin to notice how strange your surroundings are. You're in a castle, it seems, with shields and weapons on the walls, torches lit in a variety of colors. All around you are a number of strange creatures roaming the halls, from giant rats to what looks like anthropomorphic dragons dressed in fancy butler garb. Other students are arriving and are waving their arms strangely, causing cool colorful things to appear, then lighting things on fire, or freezing them, or making vines grow from nowhere. "Oh, did no one tell you? You're in magic school. Congrats, you have been accepted!" You wonder how you got here, since you never applied for such a thing. But...it does seem cool. "Now it's time for the sorting ceremony. It's quite simple, really. Do you want to go to the left hall, or the right hall?" "Huh? Don't I get to know more about them?" You thought there would be a little more pomp and circumstance to this... "Nonsense. Choose wisely...just walk towards your hall when ready." To go to the left hall, go to Post 10. To go to the right hall, go to Post 6.
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 20:35:39 GMT
Post 3 The tentacle beast seems to have no intention of doing anything to you other than harm you, which is a relief in one way, but it's still pretty scary. You decide to run. Miranda looks at you, and then pushes you down. "Sorry! I just don't want to die!" she says, like the bitch you always knew she was. She runs away to safety. She goes and steals your friends and lives a happy life while you get torn apart by a tentacle beast you thought was your friend. THE END
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 20:37:25 GMT
Post 4The spider queen hisses, and you decide to stare into her many eyes. So like jewels they are, so precious, so pretty, so hypnotic...oh fuck "Do you want to seeeeeerve me, human puppet?" "Yes...mistress" you reply. The spider queen proceeds to [CENSORED] you up the [CENSORED] while [CENSORED] her babies [CENSORED CENSORED OH GOD MY EYES ARE BURNING THIS IS SO GROSS] into a [CENSORED] with a [CENSORED]. And you love every minute of it. THE END
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 20:40:37 GMT
Post 5 "This is Miles. He's the hookup for the magic weed." "Magic...weed? Like for potions?" The cool kids laugh. You blush, sheepishly. "Nah, man. For getting high and shit. But...magically!" "Doesn't regular weed do that too?" The cool kids laugh again, although a couple of them look thoughtful. Thomas exchanges a coin for a wrapped up paper full of magic weed. With a curt nod, Miles walks away. "Well?" Thomas asks. "Do you want to be cool?" Be cool and do drugs - go to post 17 Be cool and say no - go to post 12
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 20:46:48 GMT
Post 6 The right hall it is. As you walk to the right, you feel like you're approaching a tropical garden. Palm tries start to replace the castle walls, and soon you find yourself in a room that appears to be the beach on a sunny day. You feel the warm rays, but there's just enough of a cool breeze to make it comfortable. "Oh. A newbie," a girl snorts. "welcome, I suppose." You scratch your head an introduce yourself, to which she scoffs and ignores you. "Don't worry about Miranda! She's not a bitch, I swear!" someone says. You suspect that may not be true, but you decide to play along. "The name is Daniel. I'm the head of the right hall. Welcome to paradise!" he says. "Now, come stand on this island to fully be indoctrinated." He points out to an island off the shore a little bit. It looks more like a sand bar, but there is a palm tree growing off of it. You notice the eyes of several people watching you as you proceed. "Depending on certain circumstances, a song will play." You stand where they tell you. "Do you hear Green Day's Welcome to Paradise, or Eddie Money's Two Tickets to Paradise?" I hear Welcome to Paradise - go to Post 13 I hear Two tickets to Paradise - go to Post 18 I hear nothing... go to Post 11
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 20:51:31 GMT
Post 7 "Look. if you want to make it in this school, you have to be awesome. Like me. I didn't like you at first, but you've proven yourself to be...quite interesting," Miranda says. You shrug. Molly walks by and secretly gives you a barfing gesture while pointing at Miranda. You smile. Miranda doesn't seem to notice, or care. "You have to walk a fine line here. That is your primary job." "Isn't it to learn magic?" you wonder out loud. She laughs at you and calls you stupid. "Yes. I guess it is. Now, what do you want to do today?" "huh? What are my options?" "Well, we can either look at cute boys, or mess with the spider queen. Your choice." Cute boys ahoy...s...sorry i'll never say that again - Post 21 Spider...queen? - Post 15
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 20:53:39 GMT
Post 8 As you take a toke, your body starts to change... you feel your hand becoming branches, and your feet digging into the ground. your skin becomes bark and you lose your face in the wood. The cool kids freak out because you're turning into a tree, but fuck 'em. Trees are cool, right?This is amazing. You feel incredible! You're a giant tree, man! You sway in the breeze a little bit, and you eat some sunlight as the time goes by... And then you get cut down by some jackass logger. what a dildo. THE END
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 21:00:52 GMT
P ost 9 "Don't worry about it." Daniel gives you a smile and walks you over to the capsized pirate ship. "I'm sure you'll fit right in. But for now, let me show you to your bed." "I...I'm still sorry." "Nothing to be sorry for. It happens to a lot of guys." "Really?" Daniel nods. "I've had so many people try to rise to the occasion and just fail to get there. It's becoming a problem. I mean, I haven't gotten my rocks off in weeks." "Really? That long?" "Yeah. Sometimes I like taking charge, but sometimes I want to be taken charge of, you know? I want someone to lead me. I was hoping it would be you, but you know what happened..." "I really...screwed up. I can try again..." "Nah, it's not even that hard to begin with, i will live." "Ohh..." "Listen. You sleep here, tonight. Your roommate is Molly." "okay." You set your head down on your pillow. There's a bed opposite yours, but it's empty. There's a desk of drawers that presumably belongs to her, and one that belongs to you. Put your stuff in your dresser and head to bed - Go to Post 23 Snoop through her dresser - Go to Post 25
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 21:03:58 GMT
Post 10 "The left hall it is...sigh..." the headmaster says and walks away. He seems disappointed, but you're curious why he even bothered to give you that option. You walk towards the left. Immediately, the room starts to get smoky and hazy, and when you finally walk in, everyone seems to be in some state of drug addled stupor. It's literally like a crack house that you've seen on Law and Order or some shit. what the fuck. "Welcome!" someone says, getting up, looking more spry that he should, his eyes burnt out. "I'm Thomas. Welcome to the party hall!" "It...doesn't look like much of a party..." "Oh, nonsense. Let's go out back and hang out with the cool kids. Don't worry about these losers." "But what were you doing here if you weren't..." "Don't worry about it..." Follow Thomas - Go to Post 24 Don't Follow Thomas - Go to Post 24
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 21:08:16 GMT
Post 11
They eat you.
THE END
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 21:09:15 GMT
Post 12
"Nah, man. Crack is whack, and ganja, i don't wantcha." Thomas and the cool kids look at each other.
Go to Post 11
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 21:19:59 GMT
Post 13
"Welcome to paradise...so he is not the one...oh well..." Daniel says. "What? What's going on?" "We're looking for our new leader. Someone who can take care of things, because I really don't want to any more. But you have to hear the right song, which was the other one, to even have a chance of leading." "Leading what?" "Right hall, of course, and this magical paradise. Oh look, here comes Molly. Molly, over here, come meet your new roommate." Molly is a nondescript girl with features. She extends a hand. You do the same, and shake. "Look. I'll show you the ropes. Don't worry." You smile at her friendliness. "Come on, now, newbie, let's party in paradise!" Daniel grabs both your hands and takes you to a bonfire, handing you a fruity drink. Molly starts dancing, and invites you to come. Miranda looks from the sidelines, like a bitch.
I think I want to sleep - Go to Post 11 Let's paaaarty! - Go to Post 20
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 21:24:40 GMT
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"I'm sorry. I never told you this. But the truth is...I'm a kraken," Daniel says. You look at him funny. Miranda, beside you, has a stone face, but not like the resting bitch face she has, but like a bitchy terror face. "And now you will be one, too. That is the curse of leadership." All of a sudden tentacles appear where his body was, and he's a giant kraken. Holy shit. Wait, where is he going to place those tentacles? "If you resist, you will die, but if you accept...you will become like me, and i will be free..."
I...accept...i guess i have no choice... - Go to Post 30 TIME TO CLENCH MY BUTTHOLE AND SHAKE MY HEAD NO TENTACLE IS GOING INTO ME THIS AINT NO HENTAI GTFO - Go to Post 3
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 21:28:33 GMT
Post 15
"Yeah! The spider queen!" Miranda says. "She lives in one of the abandoned classrooms. I'll show you. It's fun to go fuck with her. Let's go." You decide to go with her. She walks to the door opens it, kicks you in, and closes it behind you. And then you turn around, and behind you there's now an unholy chittering, like the kind of sound a spider queen would make. Or the sound a dairy queen would make if it were a giant spider.
Do you
Turn around and face the spider queen - Post 4 Leave through the door i mean there's no lock on it... - Post 29
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 21:32:13 GMT
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"You can try anything you like, here. Anything you want. We got more drugs than we know what to do with." Now that you're pretty much addicted to magic weed like the rest of these poor schmucks, it's time to when in rome, dude. Thomas opens a box, and there's three different colors of joints
Take the red one - Post 28 Take the green one - Post 8 Take the black one with a skull on it - Post 19
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 21:37:00 GMT
Post 17
You take a hit of the magic weed, and suddenly the world changes. You wake up 2 months later, exactly in the same position and location you were in. But damn did it feel amazing. what a trip. You went to Mars and fucked saturn, you ate pinecones and porcupines with Porky the Pig, and you fucked Saturn. you really spent most of your time doing that. and you want more. Thomas grins at you. "Ah, you're back. The first time's always the longest. Did you fuck saturn? You fucked saturn, didn't you? Everyone does their first time. But trust me, if you want the best fucking in the galaxy, Uranus is it." "Excuse me?" Thomas pulls something down from the shelf, it's part of their magical stash of drugs. You want more. Stupid addictive magic weed. And if everyone in this hall just does drugs all the time, doesn't any worry why no one's going to class?
Take what is offered - Post 16 Go cold turkey - Post 26
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 21:45:04 GMT
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Everyone's eyes open wide as you mention the song you heard. They stare at each other, in a mix of panic, excitement, and bewilderment. Someone farts happily. "You are the leader!" someone shouts. Daniel holds up his hands, which certainly won't become tentacles later. "Now, now, now. Let's take it easy. There's a ceremony to this," he says, but he turns to you, all smiles. "But first...it's time to see if you can get my rocks off." "I'm sorry, what?" you ask, but Daniel grabs you by the hand and flings you across the island. You are nervous. I mean, he's certainly attractive, but it really depends on your sexual orientation, gender, and promiscuity as to whether you'd be up for that right away... but then you see an altar. There's three rocks on it. And Daniel gives you three rocks. "If you can put all your rocks onto the altar...knocking all of mine off...you will have passed the test and will be almost ready to ascend." You're not quite sure whether you want that or not, but you had no life before and spent most of your time playing caroms by yourself in your basement because you're a loser with a lame hobby. So it's really your choice if you complete this task or not.
Let's win this and see what happens! - Go to Post 22 Ooooops, i threw one of my balls into the ocean... - Go to Post 9
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 21:45:32 GMT
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You fucking idiot of course that kills you
THE END
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 21:48:56 GMT
Post 20
You decide to party with the rest of your right hallians. Drinking tasty drinks and dancing in the sand, you hardly notice the time. The sun goes down and stays down for a long time, but you're gonna party 'til dawn, just like everyone else! Let's do it! You wake up, feeling a grogginess in your head and a stiffness in your body. "What happened," you utter, but your voice sounds dry and raspy. Daniel and Molly look at you forelornly. "Dude...you partied too much. You partied your life away." "Wait, what?" Molly holds a mirror to you, and you see you're really old now! "Why aren't you guys old? Didn't you party as long as I did?" Molly shrugs. "Sorry, dude. You know what we have to do with old people."
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 21:50:38 GMT
Post 21
You decide to ogle cute boys with Miranda. She says mean comments about some that walk by, and you just shrug. Then one of them gives her a knowing look, and she gives a wink in response. Suddenly there's a sword in your heart as the boy summons one into you. "Oh no! I accidentally summoned a sword into this loser's chest!" Miranda kicks you in the balls/boobs before you die
THE END
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 21:56:03 GMT
Post 22
Daniel quickly introduces you to your roommate Molly, who's pretty cool. She hates Miranda as much as you are starting to. He then lets you go and you spend the night talking with Molly. in the morning, Miranda goes to come fetch you. "Come with me. I won't take no for an answer. I also have a friend here, who won't come with us if you say yes, but will help me if you say no." "Hey, cut that out," Molly says, but the friend casts a spell and Molly falls asleep. "Well?"
If you say yes, go to post 7 If you say no, go to post 11
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 21:57:43 GMT
Post 23
As you put your clothes in the dress, Molly attempts to kill you, which is completely out of character and doesn't make any sense plotwise if you've been following along but in this timeline that's what's happening maybe i don't want to write much more of this stupid garbage okay
THE END
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 21:59:11 GMT
Post 24
Thomas grabs you by the hand, either willingly or not, and with surprising strength, tosses you towards cool kids. "Thanks for following me, dude." "I..." you start to say, but now you don't really remember if you wanted to or not. You turn to your right. There's a wolf pack staring at you hungrily for some reason, but they're behind a fence.
If you want to continue with Thomas, go to post 5 If you'd rather climb the fence, you can go to either Post 11 or Post 19, but preferably both.
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Post by Monokuma on Sept 3, 2018 22:01:19 GMT
Post 25
Molly and a clone of her walk into the room. "Why are you going through our stuff?" They ask. You don't really have a good answer, do you? They tell you together to go fuck yourself and then go to post 11.
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