Of course, people hang out according to their cliques, but everyone strives to be popular! But nobody really is, are they? Everyone's a reject, knowing there's a table out there with cooler kids. These kinds of social hierarchies, these kinds of primitive pecking orders, they represent a part of human nature we might be better off without. They cause hurt, anguish...and of course, despair.

So that's exactly how we're going to sort you into your new tribes!

The first tribe listed below were voted the most popular among their peers. The next tribe listed is next most popular, and so on, with the last tribe listed below being ranked least popular among their peers. Players are alphabetized within their groups. For those of you at the bottom, well, I bet you're used to this, getting picked last for gym, having no one come to your birthday...you can commiserate among your own kind of freaks and losers. For those at the top, you will suffer the watchful eye of the masses glaring at you, envious, trying to take what you have. If you're not bitter and paranoid, then you're going to get eaten alive. Watch your back...we're all whispering behind it.

Why so dour? Sheesh. I can never lose with you people, always depressed and upset about something or other, complaining of stress. Truly, it warms my heart. So since you've been beary good about feeling despair...