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Post by Gundham Tanaka on Aug 18, 2018 4:45:45 GMT
Hello, my lovelies. So here is where I am going to post about part of either my flavor/main strategy, not sure which this thing will be. But yeah, meet Gerard: Gerard is a Space Accountant, it's a simple job. It's being an accountant. In Space. He also works in a space office, which is a lot like an office, In Space. Gerard has many weird things that happen in the space office and people who he both adores and hates. Gerard is also a Sexy Beast: As Such, Gerard will be my roleplay for this game, but an obviously false one. He will have a story and arc and many things that I plan to occur to him. He will start out Loyal but somewhat meek and annoyed with his position, to fighting Space Pirates: And becoming and overall badass while traveling the Galaxy. I will try to keep you updated on his escapades and try to post in character for this game. Hopefully I can make it far with this gimmick. My actual game thoughts will be in a separate thread so you can just enjoy gerard for what he is, a motherfucking space accountant.
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Monaca Towa
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Let's all be friends and kill the adults <3 xoxo
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Post by Monaca Towa on Aug 18, 2018 5:10:37 GMT
Hi!!! I'm Monaca! I think adults suck! Teehee. I have some questions because I'm trying to recruit new warriors of hope: 1. Would you share your kandy with me? <3 2. Why did you want to be the "Ultimate Breeder"? 3. Do you like games? Would you play games with me? 4. Do you feel particularly close to any of your classmates? 5. Is there any classmate you want to kill in order to graduate? <3 6. Do you have what it takes to be a Warrior of Hope and liberate the children?
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Monokuma
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Post by Monokuma on Aug 21, 2018 4:45:10 GMT
Post your gerard updates you goof
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Post by Gundham Tanaka on Aug 21, 2018 4:47:01 GMT
Oh today Gerard went on a wonderful trip to Olympus Mons. We had a good time, took pictures and played basketball (I was a star for once and as I was finally able to dunk). Here's a memento of the occasion: I do love Bab R. He's such a goofball and a great conversationalist.
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Monokuma
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Post by Monokuma on Aug 21, 2018 4:48:18 GMT
Thank you
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Post by Gundham Tanaka on Aug 21, 2018 21:32:08 GMT
Today is quite the day for Gerard Basically, you know how If someone brings a case of ginger ale special for them (even labeling it) it is customary to at least leave the last ginger ale for them? Well apparently HANNAH, has other ideas. Each day for lunch I come into the office, take a ginger ale from my container (which specifically says "for Gerard, please don't touch), and on some days, it's actually the highlight. However, Hannah, doesn't think that way, she looks down upon the beverages of others and goes "I will have that, thank you muchly". So today after a morning full of accounting stuff, I go to the break room, hoping that the sweet sweet taste of ginger ale will take the edge off. But NOOOOOOOOOO, instead I find the very last ginger ale, not even just gone but CRUMPLED UP ON THE TABLE! I mean not only did she take the last ginger ale (and I know it was her I've seen her do it before and this time Charles (who's name is pronounced Timothy) saw he as well) but she littered as well. It's so fucking inconsiderate and I just can't take it. On top of that I heard her talking to one of her friends about it, and she was laughing, but not some normal, human laugh, not it was a laugh that sounded like two walruses dying during fornication. It's literally just the worst.
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Post by Gundham Tanaka on Aug 26, 2018 22:11:36 GMT
Recently Gerard had a very eventful meeting with some new friends: They were quite pleasant and everything went well. Certainly nothing bad will happen on our return trip, nothing at all.
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Post by Gundham Tanaka on Aug 30, 2018 17:40:20 GMT
The worst has happened for Gerard: His space office has been taken over by space pirates. This is not pleasant at all, in fact, it is quite bad. All he wanted to do was go home and play his nintendo switch 4D and instead he's trapped on a spaceship taken over by space pirates. They weren't even near the outer rim and this is what happens? DISGUSTING! But there is one solace, one of Gerard's good friends appears to have stowed away with him, and he is amazing, and gives a ton of good advice. His name is Purrrrard, and he is a delightful talking cat (that is what the helmet is for actually), he's also the ultimate cat burgular. He's really helpful because he can go into a gaseous state sometimes. Anyway, after hiding for a ridiculously long time, he heard the sounds of a party from the break room (which is where they all hide the booze) so...GErard is about to check on that and hope that he doesn't die for his efforts.
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