I bombed on the killer.

{2} What's the scariest thing a person could have on their resume if they're sitting next to you at the final tribal council?

"Attention to detail"
"Goal-Oriented"
"Great communication skills"
"Java Developer"

{3} Will this vote be a blindside? How safe do you feel tonight?

I don't know, I just got here, but can I just say that now that Hiyoko "Wherever I am, I must also leak plans and self destruct" Saionji has been eliminated from the game, blindsides might actually happen from this moment onwards.

{4} Do the class trials fill you with dread or are you starting to get used to them?

They are getting really funny, I hope you guys plan something funny for this one too. BTW if you ever decide to vote me out, please make it REALLY funny. Like a surprise party.

Alright, super long day at work tomorrow. Will see you all probably a couple hours before deadline.

{1} Are you a gentleman now?
I'm your new best friend Nagito come on bish <3

{2} What's the scariest thing a person could have on their resume if they're sitting next to you at the final tribal council?
A copy of all the shitposts in my confessional

{3} Will this vote be a blindside? How safe do you feel tonight?
That seems unlikely but anything can happen in the Big Survivor House.

{4} Do the class trials fill you with dread or are you starting to get used to them?
Eventually the fear rolls over and the thought of being defeated becomes ecstasy. Is this what Despair tastes like?

{5} Who is the mole?
If you look at Gundham's head right it looks like a drill right? Really makes you think.

What do we talk about here?

I had an absolute blast playing this game. All of you are incredibly boring players, and I guarantee some of you are going to get burned for it. The status quo only benefits those in the best positions, not those that everyone thinks is a threat, but those in the actual best positions. Y'all know who those are and I've been talking about them for a few votes now.

I understand I seem like a chaotic element in this game. The person at the bottom usually needs a lot of chaos to get out of there. Once I wasn't a perrenial

I promised many of you the exact same thing if any of you had actually worked with me. If multiple people did, I would certainly have had issues keeping my promises. Thing is, nobody did. Nobody who was an enemy of mine ever really considered working with me because my ideas "were so terrible, if they were leaked people would assume the leaker was lying". Maybe they just seemed terrible because you were all stuck in your ideas of the current boardstate?

The beautiful thing about this game is exactly that: there is no board.
Nobody is locked into anything.
Nobody is forced to be static, or is advantageous at any given thing. This isn't a eurogame where we've teched differently. Everyone is the same. A person is a person. A vote is a vote.

This game could have been dynamic. Instead, it was a static piece of shit. I'm voting for the person who actually does anything interesting.

Also, probably never playing survivor a game. I think I've played enough, little as it is.

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