I'm the master of despair
I can murder with your eyes
I can be in different modds
With my many edgy hoods in despair

Ha, heh, heh, ha, ha, ha, ha
Sometimes it's so crazy
When I'm really, really lazy in despair

It's despair time!

It's so easy to depress you
With me sneaky little deaths
And to make you suffer
Each emotion that I pick, hey!

When you look for hope
I'm dead in front of your eyes
People call me the master of despair

I'm as whiny as can be
No one's whinier than me
I can get so weird and loathing
When I dress in other showings in despair

You walk right through me
Not knowing that I'm slimy

A scary bear
Who is filled with fear

I'm so glad
Or I'm so tricky
Even as I'm clicking

When you look for me
I'm dead in front of your eyes
People call me the master of despair
Ha, ha, ha! I'm the master of despair!