dammit kaede

I'm here now, sorry for my absence, did I miss deadline?

Think we should swap any of the three currently presented?

This with a capital yes. Some of the names are kinda Final Fantasy-esque (like madeup bullshit no one actually name their kid), so a little creativity is okay.

Last hour! Speak now, or forever blame me for messing up!

I fixed it and the title quote. We’re good now.

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The order of these 10 bios was randomized.

Name: Bartov Clemson
Talent: Ultimate Bridge Player
Quote: "Ugh. I'm so bored."
Bio: Bartov learned the game of Bridge quite recently, stumbling upon it when his mother forced him to spend a summer with his ailing grandparents. It did not take long for them to realize Bartov had a knack for the game, as he quickly picked up the rules and strategy. However, he never wanted to play. Finding mastery so quickly just did not inspire him, and even with the worst partner he seemed to be able to figure out what to do most of the time. Still, his parents saw that spark in him, and would not let him give it up, so they entered him into tournaments and even the Olympic games. Awards and accolades followed wherever he went, but all he wanted to do was escape and play video games in his room. He wishes for nothing more than to play any other game with the people he loves, but they want him to get better at Bridge alone.

Name: Himari Itō
Talent: Ultimate Poet
Quote: "Poems are just written dreams."
Bio: Himari has always been a painfully shy girl. She grew up preferring a quiet life of reading, writing and dreaming instead of toys, games and parties She started writing short stories at an early age, and as she got older she found she really enjoyed poetry. The way she could express herself with not just the words themselves but their shape and flow was mesmerizing! In an effort to be supportive, her parents began secretly submitting some of her works to poetry journals and magazines, hoping the recognition would help her come out of her shell. When Himari found out she was furious, but by then the damage had been done: her poetry was a hit and her name was being discussed as a future Poet Laureate.

Name: Tamari Urbani
Talent: Ultimate Bird Watcher
Quote: "Bird! Shh!"
Bio: Tamari has always had an interest in birds. With a pair of binoculars, she moves silently into the world trying to note all kinds of rare and unique bird species, checking them off in her journals. She's discovered several new, never before seen species, too! A hawk, a quail, and several tiny songbirds are all named after her or her friends. Tamari is willing to go to any lengths to see the rarest of birds. She's been known to rappel down cliffs, hang off of helicopters, and even tried to invent her own pair of wings to fly herself up to meet them in the air. She is determined to complete some sort of flying machine to get her to new heights and give her a bird's eye view of birds.

Name: Doris Liber
Talent: Ultimate Hacker
Quote: "0110101001"
Bio: Doris, from a young age, knew she was not like the other girls. She was technically savvy, spending time to understand the inner workings of computers, and from there, understanding systems and networks. Her days were spent indoors, rain or shine, typing away, learning more and more. One day, her parents revealed that they were having financial troubles. But Doris had a solution! She set up a bank account and took some money from it, paying off all the bills. Soon after, the government came to take little Doris away, to train her to be a white hat hacking queen.

Name: Yuti Nakazawa
Talent: Ultimate Drag Racer
Quote: "Taste the rubber!"
Bio: Yuti once stole his parents' car at the young age of 4, immediately crashing it. The thrill of the crash should have traumatized him, but instead spurred a desire to go faster than ever before. A natural born thrill seeker, Yuti took every opportunity he could to race, claiming that he would never back down from a challenge. By the age of 16, Yuti had become an online sensation drag racing with his modified Trueno 86. Limited only by the cash needed for a better vehicle, he decided to take to drift battles until he can one day become king of the drag racing circuit!

Name: Julien Deschamps
Talent: Ultimate Taste Tester
Quote: "Too much salt!"
Bio: Julien loves one thing: food. Growing up in his family's restaurant he discovered the ability to pick out certain ingredients from dishes when he noticed the new quiche recipe had too much egg in it. From that day onward whenever a new recipe was to be introduced, his parents asked him to make sure it was perfect. The restaurant soon grew in fame, and attracted travelers from all around the world. With the restaurant's newfound fame, Julien became a sort of culinary icon for his ability to dissect difficult flavors within any dish presented to him. This led to chefs coming to the restaurant in an attempt to stump his taste buds, but if you ask him, you need to stump more than his tongue!

Name: Loni Lorris
Talent: Ultimate Stand-up Comedian
Quote: "You think that's funny?"
Bio: Loni has been alone since childhood, living with several different foster parents. To quell the feelings of loneliness, she started to make fun of her situation. Soon, she discovered her talent for making her painful experiences relatable to people who had never experienced them. And, she discovered she was hilarious! At first it was the stage at schools growing up, but she found herself at her local comedy clubs, bringing the house down with laughter. She found comfort sharing her pain and delivering it in a way to make people laugh and think at the same time. Less lonely in a crowd, maybe someday she won't feel lonely at all.

Name: BB Voncamp
Talent: Ultimate Violinist
Quote: "It's a string thing."
Bio: BB grew up on classical music, listening to Bach and Mozart while still in the womb. When he first got his hands on a stringed instrument, there was no question he was a prodigy. At 6 he was classified as a virtuoso, at 8 he was selling out concert halls. But soon the rock and roll lifestyle of a classical violinist caught up to him. Getting addicted to sugar and partying until an hour after bedtime took him to a dark place. After getting clean and following proper bedtime rules, he vowed not to perform again. But when he's alone in his room, if you listen close, you can hear his violin.

Name: Yula Chomski
Talent: Ultimate Pro Wrestler
Quote: "It's time for the chair!"
Bio: Yula always had a strong build ever since she was young, and getting teased for it only made her mad. The wrestling team at her school gave her some relief as she competed against the boys and slammed them to the ground time and time again. But she was often disqualified because her moves were too dramatic. So she did what any kid would do...she put on a mask and lied about her age to get onto a pro-wrestling circuit. Due to her slight accent and her muscular form, she was cast as a heel which concerned her at first. But as long as she got to rough up the others a little before getting pinned, she embraced her role, reveling in the chance to play a villain. Let them all fear her might!

Name: Pamela Pilltover
Talent: Ultimate Dog Breeder
Quote: "Sit! Good boy."
Bio: Pamela has spent a lot of time breeding puppies and training them to be award winning dogs. She's never quite won best in show, but she's always come close. Had she continued entering competitions, she probably would have won a few by now. But after a near death experience while being bit by a rabid dog, she came back with mystical powers! At least, she claims to be a pet psychic now, quizzically attributing these powers to the bite. Now she travels around with her pack of pooches, trying to find dogs in distress and helping them have a better relationship with their owners. Maybe someday she will return to the dog show circuit, but for now she is happy to have her own reality show.

Yeah, the Japanese names stand out right away as fakes considering they don't fit with the others..

From the masterminds:

Name: Melani Leo
Talent: Ultimate Graffiti Artist
Quote: "Spray, spray, then run away!"
Bio: Melani just wants her voice to be heard. Down with the system! The way she fights back is through her art. With a few cans of spray paint and her gas mask, she becomes a vigilante, spreading her message all over town with a mural of amazing quality. She is fast, too, and works best under cover of night. The police have caught her once, but she's not afraid. She won't rest until she brings about change the only way she knows how.

Name: Nazeem Redmond
Talent: Ultimate Firefighter
Quote: "Fight fire with water!"
Bio: Nazeem grew up in a firehouse surrounded by firefighters. His father, a single parent, often kept him in the firehouse whenever he needed to be on call and couldn't get someone to watch him. Nazeem did not mind; at first he loved sliding down the pole, but then he quickly learned all the duties of a firefighter just by watching them, and he spent his time working out in order to become stronger. He ran up stairs over and over, practiced putting on the gear, and even learned how to operate the hoses. His father took notice of his abilities and took him under his wing. Soon he was riding on the truck, helping with the hose, the ladder, and gear. Nothing beats helping to save lives, and Nazeem looks forward to working with his father after school is over.

Name: Frida Allepi
Talent: Ultimate Breakdancer
Quote: "Break it!"
Bio: By day, Frida is a wealthy heiress to a quilt conglomerate. But by night, she sneaks out of her home to meet up with her friends and is a breakdancing sensation! Living a double life and keeping the other secret has been stressful, but it has only fueled the fire and she has spent many a night practicing her spins and her stances. Her parents are suspicious, but they are also never home. She fears rejection from her crew if they find out how much she's worth. That doesn't stop her from surreptitiously giving a helping hand whenever she can. No one is quite sure why she and her friends are so lucky when they have to pay for something like medical expenses, but they just keep on dancing.

Name: Barry Cedric
Talent: Ultimate Pyromaniac
Quote: "Time to burn things..."
Bio: Barry liked to play with matches as a kid, mesmerized by the flame and and enthralled by the power the heat had. No one paid much attention to him anyway, so he got away with it. Soon he was lighting fires in the alley behind school, or setting off fireworks in the dead of night at the park. As he got older, he not only became more daring, but more knowledgeable. In a quantum, he can turn any spark into a roaring fire, on any surface, with any materials. He is proud of his ability, which almost seems preternatural. However, he ultimately does not have control of the flames, so he does his best to be careful.

Name: Lindsay Zilch
Talent: Ultimate Beekeeper
Quote: “Say Bees!”
Bio: Lindsay grew up on her grandfather’s honey bee farm. She loved the sweet and delicious taste of honey from a young age. As she got older, her grandfather taught her how to make honey and take care of the bees. Sometimes she'd get stung by the bees, learning quickly that she shouldn't annoy them. Regardless, she persisted, learning to love the bees and make them love her. Since she started training, the farm has tripled its production! Every night before she sleeps, she pours some honey in her tea and sits on her patio while enjoying the buzz around her.

Name: Delia Thompson
Talent: Ultimate Florist
Quote: "Flower power!"
Bio: Delia works in her family's flower shop before she goes to school and helps close it up. Her cheery personality belies the emotional strain on her from her parents' marital problems. Trying to avoid them, she buries herself in work. The only time they seem calm and stop fighting is when she shows off her floral arrangements. She always brings an artistic touch and makes them so quaint and beautiful. Flowers do seem to have a soothing effect on her family. Hopefully she can keep them all together!

Name: Emmett Hayes
Talent: Ultimate Ventriloquist
Quote: "You talking to me?"
Bio: Emmett never had many friends as a kid. He spent many days alone on the playground talking to his imaginary friends, but then he got a ventriloquist dummy for Christmas. Soon he found solace in creating different personalities and characters as his dummy collection grew. After showcasing his newfound talent at the local talent show, he became a lot more popular. Soon after, he began performing for various government officials and celebrities, including the Prime Minister! His shows sell out everywhere he goes, and he's even preparing for an international tour. He loves all of his dummies, but his favorite will always be his first.

Name: Quinton Crisp
Talent: Ultimate Crabber
Quote: "Don't get crabby!"
Bio: Quinton likes to spend his free time on the water, checking on his crab pots in the ocean. An excellent swimmer and boater, he feels most at home on the water. He is also an excellent chef when it comes to seafood, and he could eat fish and crab for every meal. His road to becoming a crabber was a rough one, as he has no history of crabbing, fishing, or boating in his family. He has to drive or be dropped off at the shore, an hour away from home. Still, he is quite determined to catch the most, while being sustainable. He hopes to become a member of a fishing expedition to the Arctic as soon as he is old enough.

Name: Albert Griffin
Talent: Ultimate Dentist
Quote: “Open Wide!”
Bio: Albert grew up with a fascination for teeth. Most people hated going to the dentist, but it was Albert’s favorite time of the year! His love of teeth followed him into his teen years where he studied up on everything he could to learn more about he strong, ivory bone. Whether it was a molar, incisor or cuspid, if it was in the mouth, Albert knew all about it! He never understood why so many people in the world could go without flossing their teeth every day! He was determined to change the world, and clean the mouths of millions, so Albert opened up his own dentistry office. One by one, he would save the world. One by one, mouths would be cleaned.

Name: Donna Lipiski
Talent: Ultimate Ultimate Player
Quote: "You never know if you don't throw!"
Bio: Ultimate! Donna loves tossing a frisbee around. She's got good power behind her throw, and she always hits her target. Growing up, she spent her days rain or shine tossing the frisbee back and forth with anyone she could. An avid frisbee golfer and discus thrower, she is a quintessential athlete. But her true love is the sport of ultimate frisbee. Nothing beats tossing that plastic disc into the wind.

Here for a moment. Gotta go back to RL stuff soon. Agree on Yuti and Pilltover.

Donna Lipiski is iffy too. Ultimate Frisbee isn’t capitalized. Also, check the source code and see if the space after the header is inside the bold tag, or outside.

and the quote is from smash mouth all star haha