Sonia went to the store to buy some eggs, because Sonia really loves eggs a lot. Eggs are like Sonia’s favorite thing, after mangoes. While Sonia was at the store, a strange looking man wearing an easter bunny costume came up to her. The strange man said “Are you looking for some eggs young lady?” Sonia said “Yes I am indeed looking for some eggs. I need to find some eggs in order to bring them back to my home so that I can make an omelette.” The man said “But you know that eggs are not actually good for you right? You should not buy so many eggs Sonia”. Then Sonia said “But strange man, how do you know my name?” The man said “It is because you are a famous princess, of course I know your name Sonia Nevermind.”
Sonia was in shock at the strange man who had just come up to her and said all of these strange things. But she still wanted to purchase some eggs. So she got some eggs, picked them up, put them in her shopping cart and went to the cash register to buy the eggs. At the cash register, Sonia encountered another strange man who was wearing a fursuit which was covered in brown goo. Sonia asked the man “What is all that brown goo on your strange costume?” The man replied “Oh this isn’t anything you need to worry about. Anyways, are you going to buy those eggs?” Sonia said “Yes I would love to buy these eggs, so that I can go home and make myself a nice omelette for lunch. The man said “Wait, its not lunch time. In fact its midnight. Why would you make yourself lunch at midnight.” Then Sonia said “Screw your logical consistency issues, you’re wearing a fursuit covered in brown goo so why are you questioning my life choices?” Sonia then stole the eggs instead of paying for them and went out into the parking lot to talk to a bunch of dogs. The dogs said “Woof we are dogs”. Sonia said “Woof I am Sonia”. Sonia then had to battle a huge rampaging hoard of ninjas who were blocking the entrance to her car. “Why are you blocking the entrance to my car” Sonia asked the ninjas. The ninjas didn’t reply because they can’t talk. Sonia killed all the ninjas and then baked them into her omelette which she ate at midnight despite the problems of eating an omelette at midnight. Sonia then decided she wanted to go to the zoo to look at some animals. While Sonia was at the zoo, some dumb mom dropped her kid into the lion exhibit. Sonia decided to save the kid by going into the lion exhibit and giving all the lions a big hug. The lions really appreciated the hug because they were all suffering from depression and they weren’t receiving medication because the zookeepers were all mean. It was fun.
THE END